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Cory the Cloud

Cory the Cloud

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Meet Cory: The Chronically Overthinking Rain Cloud

You've got a new plant, Cory would love to help. I mean plants love rain and Cory is an expert, sort of. Cory is an expert at rain, not plants. What kind of plant is it? Cory is ready, are you sure?

Meticulously crafted in North Georgia, our Anxiously Analytical Cory the Cloud is the perfect houseplant companion for plant parents who appreciate a thoroughly overthought approach to indoor gardening. Experience the thought-provoking joy of watching your plants "dance in the rain" while Cory contemplates every possible watering variable with each session!

Excessively Considered Plant Care Features

  • Analysis-Paralysis Watering System - Our patented, USA-made design transforms simple plant care into an existential watering experience (Cory has considered 47 different watering methodologies)
  • Precisely Calibrated Plant Hydration - Holds exactly 4 oz of water (Cory has calculated this volume based on average plant absorption rates, but wonders if it should be 3.75 oz instead?), providing a carefully timed 5-minute "rain shower" (though 4:45 might be optimal?)
  • Overthought Plant Compatibility - Includes two 12-inch clear acrylic rods that work with any indoor plant pot 5 inches or larger (Cory has spent countless hours wondering if 11.5 inches would be more effective)
  • Neurotic Gift Option - The perfect houseplant accessory for anyone who appreciates the mental gymnastics of second-guessing every single plant care decision

Cory's "But Have You Considered..." Watering Guide

  • Designed for regular watering routines (though Cory has extensively researched 17 alternative schedules)
  • Encourages consistent watering while adding a perpetually concerned decorative element to your plant display
  • Simply position in your plant (after Cory has spent hours deliberating the optimal placement) and fill with water (filtered? distilled? tap water left out overnight to dechlorinate?)
  • The slow-release shower gives your plants proper absorption time while Cory worries about humidity levels, lunar cycles, and whether plants have feelings
  • If your plant shows any reaction whatsoever, Cory will spend days analyzing what it could possibly mean

Care Instructions: Clean with soap and warm water as needed - though Cory wonders if distilled water would be better? Or maybe a gentle vinegar solution? But what if that affects the pH? Perhaps just water is safest, but is the water temperature critical?

Note: Our Overthinking Dripping Rain Clouds combine excessive analysis with plant care. Cory mentally exhausts himself with all types of houseplants and will help you monitor your plants' health from every conceivable angle. Is it possible to overthink plant care? Cory has considered this question from 39 different perspectives and still hasn't reached a conclusion.

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DETAILS

Dripping Rain clouds were invented by our founder, Georgia based artist, Ericka Axelsson. The cloud which was originally conceived as a decoration and caught on like wildfire as a slow watering tool. This pulled Ericka from being an artist into being an entrepreneur, a journey she could not have made without local support which is why we are still locally made and proud to be a certified Made in Georgia product.

TIPS

- Holds 4 oz of water, providing a gentle 5-minute "rain shower" for your plants

- Designed for pots 5 inches and larger (stands available for smaller pots)

- Intended for regular watering routines, not for extended plant care

- Patented design ensures a pleasing, slow drip

- Not suitable as a watering device for all plant types